Random trivial things about me!

1. I used to have dreams about David Bowie being my mum. Oh dear! Actually it is not as weird as it sounds. You see I was convinced that the Goblin King was in disguise trying to lure me into thinking he was my mum so that I'd go and live with him in the goblin kingdom! Was I fooled? Of course not! Your remind me of a babe Dance magic Dance magic...in your face goblin king!

"Is that you mum?" er no it's the goblin king!

2. I am a bit obsessed with Take That! When Robbie left the band I rearranged all my posters so that he wasn't next to Gary because they were not talking. Word on the street they've been spotted at the football match together! Pals again? We'll see? I'm also going to see Take That in June yeesssssssssss!!!

3. Boyzone SUCK!

4. My favourite Spice Girl was Ginger Spice

Girl Power!!

5. The first time I played darts I won and got a bulls eye! Actually I didn't win, but for some reason I lie and tell people that I did. I almost won! I should have won!

6. I hate Jane Austin! Unless it's on tv then it's sometimes watchable :)

7. I was late for a lecture once, walked in and there were NO SEATS! A whole row had to shuffle over for me and a nice girl held the flippy seat down for me annnnd then just as I was about to sit down she let go and I FELL! I then awkwardly laughed which made more people look at me :( I wanted to die of shame that day.

8. I like white chocolate the best.

9. At my primary school it was fashionable to wear shiny Adidas trousers and colourful doc martens. I had the trousers, but not the boots. Leona kicked me with her big boots on the bus once and then threw gum at me, it got stuck in my hair! I said, "ow" and Sandy laughed at me and said gum couldn't hurt so I made fun of his Kappa Jacket and yelled at the top of my lungs, "At least I don't have naked people on my jacket" and stomped to the front of the bus in protest. He didn't wear his jacket the next day.

Nakey Peeps

10. I once stood in dog poo before I got on the school bus one morning and the whole bus stank!! I tried to deny it was me and started to complain about the ghastly smell too, but alas my cover was soon blown when the bus driver stopped driving, tapped me on the shoulder and escorted me off the bus to supervise me as I wiped the nasty poo away on the grass, in front of a window full of laughing jeering kids! Jeez the things that happen to one in primary school!